I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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