Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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