By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
