you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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