Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How external is "for external use only"?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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