Pappa wants mamma naked
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
