It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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