sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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