this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
