your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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