Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Even my vagina gasped.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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