Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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