bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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