My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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