Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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