love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
