Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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