Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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