I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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