Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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