You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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