I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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