the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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