She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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