the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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