you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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