new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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