She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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