Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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