I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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