I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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