I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize