My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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