yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We got so high we made milksteak
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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