i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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