She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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