Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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