You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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