no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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