Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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