I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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