it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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