Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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