"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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