You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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