i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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