Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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