Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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