you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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