so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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