My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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