Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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