ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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