idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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