i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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