I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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